Crazy 88 day post #2 - Mrs. Brett Favre

You people are just going to have to understand….. my hand was broken by the Federal Gov’t who just happen to be in bed with Ross Perot right now, ok? It may have hindered my performance to some degree on Tuesday night at the tapings of WWE SMACKDOWN, but you would never know it.

Remember where you read this first…. The ratings for the CW Network will be at an all time high this evening, as people from all over North America tune in to see ME! The last time when RAW was at Philips Arena and I was prominently displayed, they had a record number of TIVO requests from USC Cheerleaders, UCLA Cheerleaders, Florida & Florida State Cheerleaders, all I can say is that the people at TIVO told me they never saw the number of requests, and the type of requests they did as when I was on RAW. Some of them are not fit to print here, they are kind of “adult”, and I don’t blog “blue”, so please understand.

But like you read, my hand was broken by the Federal Government, who happens to be in bed with Ross Perot. That is all I am going to say about it, and that is all you need to know about it. They tried to stop my blogging, they were trying hard to deny YOU, your right to read my blogs….. but citizens, their terror tactics didn’t work.

Which brings me to today’s topic….. it is with a great deal of pain and discomfort that I want to talk to you today about MRS. BRETT FAVRE. For yesterday, I had a LIPTON GREEN TEA WITH CITRUS vision. No, not like the RON RICO 151 visions that
Shibuii (pronounced SHE – Bowie) has, or the George Michael visions that El Chuck encounters that keep him from coming.....into work, No, a LIPTON GREEN TEA WITH CITRUS vision.

The lovely New York Media have been licking their chops at The Favre’s arriving in the Big Apple, and they are getting ready to lay a trap for them. Here’s how it goes:

I give it til Halloween when Mrs. Brett Favre will fall right into a trap set for her by the New York Media….. she will make some idle remark like: “Why would anyone vote for Obama?” at some New York social gathering or some private gala……it will be overheard, & the New York Tabloids will go NUTS!!!! It will be tantamount to her uttering the “N” word (because even though she didn’t say IT, that is what the liberal scum – socialist media is thinking, THUS what they heard).

Mrs. Brett Favre will become a distraction……. Much amounts of ink and paper will be spent in proving and making this point……. The Jets will lose 2 games in a row…..you will see the Sunday Fox, CBS & ESPN reporters talking to Favre’s New York Jets team mates looking for comments on the “Mrs. Favre situation”, etc, etc, etc. You just watch.

I don’t know what it will be, maybe something like the Obama comment, but you just know the New York Media can’t wait to get ahold of them. They have been BIG FISH in a small Wisconsin pond for TOO long. The fear of some news person getting their Packers press credentials revoked in Green Bay was far too great a risk the last 16 years…. No such thing will exist in the New York Media magnifying glass. This fall’s election will not be enough, they need more. You just watch.

And remember where you read it first.